Who to bribe in Cavan and how much to give

by planetparker

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Now Jill’s two months overdue
And Jack has left the city.

 

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s fanny.
But Jack got a shock –
And a mouthful of cock
When he found out that Jill was a tranny.

 

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To do a spot of kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed Jill’s ass –
Now his two front teeth are missing.

 

Why did Dr Brendan Snott cross the road?

Because he was being picked on.

 

 

… And don’t forget, Every Little Helps